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Wysłany: Czw 9:16, 05 Maj 2011 Temat postu: |
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Arthur Davidson,Maple Story Mesos, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." Well," says Davidson, "you have some major design flaws in your invention:1. there's too much front end protrusion2. it chatters at high speeds3. the rear end wobbles too much, and4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.""Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Super computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed,buy cheap RIFT gold," God replies to Arthur Davidson, but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours." |
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Wysłany: Śro 6:38, 04 Maj 2011 Temat postu: Fantasy Football Week 3 Rankings K |
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Rankings: K
I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, but there's no need to invest heavily in a kicker on draft day. Quality undrafted kickers will be available to select all throughout the year.
Take Mike Nugent. The Cincinnati kicker was on no fantasy radars in August, but he's now tied for second in the league in scoring at the kicker position.
In first is Neil Rackers Jersey, a guy who wasn't assured a job during the preseason before defeating incumbent Kris Brown in a training-camp battle. Now in two weeks he's hit five field goals (three from at least 40 yards out) and seven extra points. And you could have drafted him, Nugent or Jeff Reed (the kicker tied with Nugent for second place) in the last round of your draft.
Below are my educated guesses at how this week's kicker scene shakes out, but as Nugent has proved, and others will continue to prove in the future, it's anyone's guess. |
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